She's just as loose with her pussy as the real Brit Brit, except with her we don't have to imagine the cum shower most delivered to her on a daily basis.

Uploaded: 09-09-2010
Views: 609

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Turns out the Internet is nothing like real life. You can find that out by doing this or stripping an Asian girl in public and watching what happens.

Uploaded: 09-09-2010
Views: 202

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It's hard enough to find a chick that lets you go skin to skin yet alone find one that begs you to turn her sphincter into ground beef. Time to fall in love.

Uploaded: 09-09-2010
Views: 355

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Somehow Tila Tequila has avoided this fate for the past 9 years. But something tells me whatever animal she fucks on video will make up for it.

Uploaded: 09-09-2010
Views: 190

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That's why the only 400+ lb animals that should be kept in a cage are panda bears, and the fat chick no one wants to hook up with at the bar.

Uploaded: 09-09-2010
Views: 180

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Accident or not, that early drop off into her fuck hole just etched her spot in amateur pornstar super stardom. You'll never forget that pussy now.

Uploaded: 09-09-2010
Views: 268

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Sometimes you ask yourself "Just how much punishment can my girlfriend's vagina take during sex?" Not him though, he already knows that answer.

Uploaded: 09-09-2010
Views: 246

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Someone shut this fucker up before he slows tourism down and kills the only profitable export in the country. Without prostitution they have nothing.

Uploaded: 09-09-2010
Views: 126

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Apparently the myths are true. Find the right combination of GHB and cheap beer and any girl can be yours.

Uploaded: 09-09-2010
Views: 206

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If that was a black girl she'd be completely bald by now.

Uploaded: 09-09-2010
Views: 93

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Now that's an order of kung pow worth getting doubles on. Get the soy sauce, it's happy ending time.

Uploaded: 09-09-2010
Views: 135

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And now you know the reason why this shit always gets a prime time spot and A-Team reruns get the shaft.

Uploaded: 09-09-2010
Views: 248

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Fantastic. Now don't go jumping the shark and letting some douchebag plow your chocolate field for an extra $20 bucks. Hold out and you'll be a hit!

Uploaded: 09-09-2010
Views: 320

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I'd do this too. But shitting my pants in public is something I try to avoid at all times.

Uploaded: 09-09-2010
Views: 121

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Lily Thai is ready to gush after just one pump but the cameraman doesn't want his set getting drenched with tuna puree, so she's forced to hold it in. lulz.

Uploaded: 09-09-2010
Views: 202

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China is so close to Russia that they've started greeting each other the same way. Cultural influence at it's finest.

Uploaded: 09-09-2010
Views: 130

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Normally the term "gag" is reserved for black guys and the fortunate white man hung like a maple wood. She's breaking stereotypes, 1 cock at a time.

Uploaded: 09-09-2010
Views: 209

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Pussy this tight will make some guys do crazy things. Like fuck it.

Uploaded: 09-09-2010
Views: 156

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